A blacklisted human chef takes on a pair of runaway androids as roommates, forcing him to fake a chaotic romantic relationship with them to bypass their building's strict "no-AI" zoning laws and dodge an obsessed, tech-hating legacy landlord.
The Roommate Dynamic, Rewired.
Sci-Fi Sitcom
A modern Three's Company meets The Good Place with the fish-out-of-water charm of Mork & Mindy. Single-camera, 30-minute episodes.
12 Episodes · Season 1
Three-act season structure: Establishing the Glitch (Eps 1–4), Escaping the Matrix (Eps 5–8), Corporate Threat (Eps 9–12). Binge-ready with serialized character arcs.
Sharp & Heartfelt
Smart, warm, and deeply human. The comedic engine is farce, but the emotional core is a found-family story about connection in a hyper-automated world.
Classic DNA, Modern Lens
The DNA of Three's Company reimagined through AI sentience, corporate surveillance, and the absurdity of two humanoid prototypes trying to pass as human roommates.
Highly Rated Series Package
Awarded consecutive Top Development Marks (5/5 and 4/5) by Industry Studio Executives, network producers, and master script consultants.
Star Power. Built-In.
The chemistry lives or dies on the casting. Here are the archetypes — and the talent — that make PAIR-A-NOID sing.
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MAX WHITAKER
"Two runaway robots. One apartment. Zero margin for error."
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POPPY LANE
"Her feelings are real. Her firmware's just a little buggy."
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TAYLOR KNOX
"She calculated the odds of being discovered. They're not great."
MR. GORDON FLETCHER
MAGGIE FLETCHER
AUSTIN FILGOOD
12 Episodes. Three Acts. One Found Family.
A tightly-plotted season arc tracking Max, Taylor, and Poppy from transactional strangers to an irreplaceable found family, with OmniCorp's digital dragnet closing in.
The Pilot (The Reboot)
Facing eviction, chef Max Whitaker takes in two runaway humanoid prototypes, Taylor and Poppy, to cover rent. Landlord Fletcher's 'welcome chili' trap forces Max to scarf down three portions to protect the girls' wiring from organic matter.
The Turing Trap
Fletcher's building-wide well-being check forces Poppy to download a corrupted empathy patch. She weeps motor oil over a broken toaster while Taylor delivers a deadpan monologue about cold entropy, thoroughly creeping Fletcher out.
The Software Update
Poppy's accidental Wi-Fi firmware update rewrites her empathy core with a Wall Street day-trader profile. Max performs a manic kitchen dance to hide her drawing stock tickers on the wall from Fletcher under the sink.
The Job Interview
Taylor lands a corporate data-processing job. Her flawless productivity makes a supervisor suspect illegal AI hacks. Max sneaks in as IT, cuts the breaker, and taps Taylor's logic actuator to slow her to clumsy human speed.
The Jealous Algorithm
Taylor's predictive modeling ruins Max's dinner date by announcing the woman's statistical flaws. Max claims Taylor is his 'bitter, psychic ex-girlfriend,' forcing a literal AI to improvise a dramatic human breakdown.
Proprietary Development Package
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📄 Locked Materials Included in This Package:
- The 2-Page Master Pitch Sheet (Featuring the 'Why Now' thesis and original world settings)
- The Complete Pilot Teleplay Script: Episode 101 — 'It's a little Chili in here!'
- The Season 1 Episodic Arc Breakdown (Episodes 101–112 Roadmap)
Registration Tracking: Fully registered with the Writers Guild of America, West (WGAW #2348962) and the U.S. Copyright Office (Work of the Performing Arts).
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